FAHHKKIN GAHHBAGE

PEE PEE

SLAP NUTS

HARDCORE SHIT

WRESTLING INSANITY

this bump is seriously just insane. I dont even understand what is happening here.
I cant stop re-watching this and laughing trying to figure out whats going on!


this is another truly insane bump. I can't believe people regularly take falls like this...!

A SIMPLER TIME

(thanks to ZIA for the sick finds!)

YOU THINK THIS IS FAKE!?

hammayammamamamameemamoomamooma

FFO: hardcore bands that "sing", questionable English lyrics, moshing in cement factories, stupid and/or sad faces, emotional outpouring, brown leather jackets, blond hair dye, and drummers wearing boxer shorts. seriously, the jam.




THIS IS ROBBIE MIRENO, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!? JEEEESSSUUUUUUSSSSS!!!
this will never not be funny.

ARIAGA 2!!

probably the weirdest movie ever made.




ARIAGA! ARIAGA 2! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER???!!!




ahhh... nothing like a little dungeon of doom to cap off a nice relaxing day. crap 90s wrestling at its best. Kevin Sullivan sounds exactly like Cartman for a good portion of this video.

JEEEESSSSUUUSSSSSSS

jeeeesssuuuuuuuuuuussss christ. where the hell do I start with this one? This band's first 2 albums are awesome power metal about blacksmithing and lord of the rings. then... I guess they went nu-metal... and the results are horrible. This is so fucking bad. This is seriously the most budget looking video i've ever seen. This white background dealie seems to be a running theme in shitty videos. The glasses, make-up, gross facial hair, outfits, terrible live footage, everything. Yikes.
If you can make it all the way through this video you are a better human than I. Godspeed.




PS - NEVER FUCK WITH L.A. PARK!

ummmmmmmmmmmm....... right.

Jesus Christ. I bet Suicidal would like to forget about this era. I'm guessing they were trying to go "grunge" or something. Either way, it is horrible. What the fuck kind of dance is Mike Muir doing the whole time? And where the hell is the guy with the Pgh Pirates hat? That guy was the best. Some guy is punching himself in the face and tattooing his hands. I guess this is supposed to be "dark". Total garbage.
Fuck life.





Also......This.

JUST KEEP GOING!

I've probably watched this video 100 times and it made Jared laugh so hard he cried. Try to watch this without cringing. This kid is probably the worst singer i've ever heard. I love it when the band completely falls apart and he insists to "just keep going!!" Hard pitting ensues near the end of the video!!!!! YES!




"Are we gonna walk there?" "No, we gonna STEP!" "2 COLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SCORRRRRRRPIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Three of my loves combined here in this one: the 90s, wrestling, and shitty music videos. YES! Whoever directed this is my hero.

HE'S HEATING UP

ICE CUBE + 1992 OLYMPIC DREAM TEAM - YOU'RE MOSHING. this team still blows my mind. it probably should have been illegal to put all these dudes on one team together... except for Christian Laettner.. WTF? Behind the back passing, alley-oops, dunks, 116-48 final scores... this video is the shit! The closest thing to a real life NBA JAM you will ever see. FROM DOWNTOWN!

PS - SON OF BITCH!