Slave to the BLAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

red leather jacket/no shirt combo, air-humping, guitar thrusting, off-time drumming, visible cable access studio background, drumstick twirls, shitty halloween costumes - YES!!! You're a SLAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
the guitarist is seriously my favorite thing ever. hilarious faces the entire time.




DEATH METAL WITH HIGH-PITCHED VOCALS AND DAISY DUKES AT A WATER PARK IN 1988! YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
The size of the stage(10')/number of people in attendance ratio (4) is hilarious. A true gem that you need to watch right now.

total garbage

ok, where do I start..... wow. The song is Battlecry "Triumph of the Will", a self-proclaimed "white power metal band." Get it? White Power - Power Metal? UGH. This is complete garbage and I have a hard time believing this is a serious band and not a lost skit from Mr. Show. Mullet/mustache combo - YES. This is less of a video and more of a powerpoint slideshow. Fuck this sucks. The title is 100% correct. There's no way this is real.
PS - Even if you have absolutely no interest in watching this, please at least skip to 2:21. WTF!?




now, enjoy this absolutely terrifying and gory workplace safety video! guhhhhhhhh. seriously, does this need to be so disturbing and gross?