DIARRHEA VAMPIRES

"vampires are everywhere" - more like diarrhea is everywhere.

MERRY XMAS

ENSIFERUM!

this band is cheesy, but also really awesome. new winter jams.

PARIS 1970

yeah..... you need to watch this NOW if you've never seen it. Black Sabbath live in Paris in 1970, the full 60 minute set. Iommi looks fucking cool as hell, Ozzy has two mics, Ward is annihilating the drums, and Geez is just the man.
fuck. this is so awesome.

FORWARD INTO BATTLE

raging!!

ROCK N ROLL CRAZY NIGHT

WE ARE THE HEROS TONIGHT!!!!!

THE FUCKIN HOCHE!!

L'AMOUR ROCKS!

amazing commercial from 1986 for the L'Amour heavy metal club in Brooklyn

SELF-STORAGE SHREDDING

Morbid Angel jamming in a self-storage facility in 1990. No shirts, daisy dukes, tight jeans, pointy guitars, and shredding!!!



BONUS INTERVIEW!!

(thanx to Alex Carcass for showing me this shitttt!!!)

JEEEESSSSUUUSSSSSSS

jeeeesssuuuuuuuuuuussss christ. where the hell do I start with this one? This band's first 2 albums are awesome power metal about blacksmithing and lord of the rings. then... I guess they went nu-metal... and the results are horrible. This is so fucking bad. This is seriously the most budget looking video i've ever seen. This white background dealie seems to be a running theme in shitty videos. The glasses, make-up, gross facial hair, outfits, terrible live footage, everything. Yikes.
If you can make it all the way through this video you are a better human than I. Godspeed.




PS - NEVER FUCK WITH L.A. PARK!

Slave to the BLAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

red leather jacket/no shirt combo, air-humping, guitar thrusting, off-time drumming, visible cable access studio background, drumstick twirls, shitty halloween costumes - YES!!! You're a SLAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
the guitarist is seriously my favorite thing ever. hilarious faces the entire time.




DEATH METAL WITH HIGH-PITCHED VOCALS AND DAISY DUKES AT A WATER PARK IN 1988! YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
The size of the stage(10')/number of people in attendance ratio (4) is hilarious. A true gem that you need to watch right now.

total garbage

ok, where do I start..... wow. The song is Battlecry "Triumph of the Will", a self-proclaimed "white power metal band." Get it? White Power - Power Metal? UGH. This is complete garbage and I have a hard time believing this is a serious band and not a lost skit from Mr. Show. Mullet/mustache combo - YES. This is less of a video and more of a powerpoint slideshow. Fuck this sucks. The title is 100% correct. There's no way this is real.
PS - Even if you have absolutely no interest in watching this, please at least skip to 2:21. WTF!?




now, enjoy this absolutely terrifying and gory workplace safety video! guhhhhhhhh. seriously, does this need to be so disturbing and gross?