NOOOOOOOOOO

MIAMI CONNECTION

This is playing next weekend at the Brattle in Cambridge, and I am super excited. Pizza-loving, Tae Kwon Do enthusiasts who moonlight as the new wave band Dragon Sound go head to head against a drug dealing biker gang who are also sometimes ninjas or something like that. It was filmed in 1987 and never officially released - the Director sold his house and car to make it, and lost everything due to its commercial failure.

SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES

Screaming like Banshees... hehehe

From this awesome flick:

FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES

PLAY A LIL B-BALL

this is cool

BLBS

BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG SCREEN! Check out this Trenton high school cable access TV show from the early 90s and the amazing interview with MITCH.

MALAKAS

SHE'S INTO MALAKAS, DINO!

HANATARASH!

Watch HANATARASH go fucking crazy... and watch S***** beat up a Rasta. ha.

HORSE SLIDIN

MCBAIINNNNNNN

Holy shit. F'n amazing McBain movie that spans numerous Simpsons episodes. Mind blown!!!

UPDATE: Looks like it was already pulled unfortunately. I blame the commie-nazis. Will repost again when I can find a new working link.

UNREALLLLLLLLL

YES x a million billion!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER MADE. I love life.




a bit of a deviation from the normal barrage of shit, but this seriously made me die laughing. Putting a lit cigarette down on some cards - YOU'RE MOSHING. YES. WHAT A BUNCHA CHARACTERS. megathanks to some south philly jabrones for showing me this little piece of video scheisse.