Showing posts with label dorks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dorks. Show all posts

November 4, 2012

DONNA JUANITAS



no dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics

May 31, 2012

March 14, 2011

L'AMOUR ROCKS!



amazing commercial from 1986 for the L'Amour heavy metal club in Brooklyn

March 9, 2011

OH MY GODDDDDDDD



ICE SKATING PILEDRIVER!!!! ECW! ECW! HOLY SHIT!

also, this:

December 15, 2010

CHI PEPS



ok. I know... Finally. I couldn't hold out any longer. Its been a month or two and no CHI PEPS yet. So here's a two-fer. First up - CHI PEPS at MTV SPRING BREAK 1990. YES!!! FUNKY!!! In true early 90s fashion, the crowd is a sea of neon. Oh and also some jacked dudes oiled up, the fresh prince, no shirts, spandex, bikinis, wack hats, and lip-synching. GET FUNKY! NICE.




apparently this is the CHI PEPS first tv appearance - 1984 on the Alan Thicke show. the CHI PEPS come off as some straight up dorks in "wacky" costumes (sick bass playing, btw). necessary viewing if you love neon bike spandex shorts and face paint.

December 5, 2010

UNREALLLLLLLLL



YES x a million billion!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER MADE. I love life.




a bit of a deviation from the normal barrage of shit, but this seriously made me die laughing. Putting a lit cigarette down on some cards - YOU'RE MOSHING. YES. WHAT A BUNCHA CHARACTERS. megathanks to some south philly jabrones for showing me this little piece of video scheisse.

November 16, 2010

total garbage



ok, where do I start..... wow. The song is Battlecry "Triumph of the Will", a self-proclaimed "white power metal band." Get it? White Power - Power Metal? UGH. This is complete garbage and I have a hard time believing this is a serious band and not a lost skit from Mr. Show. Mullet/mustache combo - YES. This is less of a video and more of a powerpoint slideshow. Fuck this sucks. The title is 100% correct. There's no way this is real.
PS - Even if you have absolutely no interest in watching this, please at least skip to 2:21. WTF!?




now, enjoy this absolutely terrifying and gory workplace safety video! guhhhhhhhh. seriously, does this need to be so disturbing and gross?