DIARRHEA VAMPIRES

"vampires are everywhere" - more like diarrhea is everywhere.

EXXXCUUUUSSEEEE MEEEEEE

FACT: This is the most annoying video on the internet.

BRING THE PAIN

Prepare yourself, for the two WORST music videos ever made in the history of mankind. There are no words...







and to cleanse the palette:



OHHH THE FRENCHMAN!

GANCHA BOYEEEEEEEE

whiteboy reggae from canada. painful is the only word to describe this video.

SAFETY PT. 2

Yet another disgusting workplace safety video set to the sounds of crazy psych rock. This is some truly bizarre shit here, folks. I couldn't watch the whole thing due to feeling a bit sick and weirded out. WTF.




on a lighter note... a really cool old video by the Rattles from Germany (1970)

JUST KEEP GOING!

I've probably watched this video 100 times and it made Jared laugh so hard he cried. Try to watch this without cringing. This kid is probably the worst singer i've ever heard. I love it when the band completely falls apart and he insists to "just keep going!!" Hard pitting ensues near the end of the video!!!!! YES!




"Are we gonna walk there?" "No, we gonna STEP!" "2 COLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SCORRRRRRRPIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Three of my loves combined here in this one: the 90s, wrestling, and shitty music videos. YES! Whoever directed this is my hero.