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2011 saw 75 updates to this piece of shit blog!
2012... DO ANYTHING YOU WANNA DO!!

LONG LIVE SHITTY VIDEOS.

SNRUB

this will never not be funny.

Slave to the BLAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

red leather jacket/no shirt combo, air-humping, guitar thrusting, off-time drumming, visible cable access studio background, drumstick twirls, shitty halloween costumes - YES!!! You're a SLAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
the guitarist is seriously my favorite thing ever. hilarious faces the entire time.




DEATH METAL WITH HIGH-PITCHED VOCALS AND DAISY DUKES AT A WATER PARK IN 1988! YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
The size of the stage(10')/number of people in attendance ratio (4) is hilarious. A true gem that you need to watch right now.

total garbage

ok, where do I start..... wow. The song is Battlecry "Triumph of the Will", a self-proclaimed "white power metal band." Get it? White Power - Power Metal? UGH. This is complete garbage and I have a hard time believing this is a serious band and not a lost skit from Mr. Show. Mullet/mustache combo - YES. This is less of a video and more of a powerpoint slideshow. Fuck this sucks. The title is 100% correct. There's no way this is real.
PS - Even if you have absolutely no interest in watching this, please at least skip to 2:21. WTF!?




now, enjoy this absolutely terrifying and gory workplace safety video! guhhhhhhhh. seriously, does this need to be so disturbing and gross?