ARIAGA 2!!

probably the weirdest movie ever made.




ARIAGA! ARIAGA 2! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER???!!!




ahhh... nothing like a little dungeon of doom to cap off a nice relaxing day. crap 90s wrestling at its best. Kevin Sullivan sounds exactly like Cartman for a good portion of this video.

HEXTALL!!!

even if you don't like hockey, there's no way you wont like this video of Ron Hextall beating the shit out of dudes, scoring goals, breaking his stick, slashing and cross-checking like a maniac. he needs to come back, asap.




...and THIS! why not.

CHI PEPS

ok. I know... Finally. I couldn't hold out any longer. Its been a month or two and no CHI PEPS yet. So here's a two-fer. First up - CHI PEPS at MTV SPRING BREAK 1990. YES!!! FUNKY!!! In true early 90s fashion, the crowd is a sea of neon. Oh and also some jacked dudes oiled up, the fresh prince, no shirts, spandex, bikinis, wack hats, and lip-synching. GET FUNKY! NICE.




apparently this is the CHI PEPS first tv appearance - 1984 on the Alan Thicke show. the CHI PEPS come off as some straight up dorks in "wacky" costumes (sick bass playing, btw). necessary viewing if you love neon bike spandex shorts and face paint.

JAMMERS

YES. 1982. Philly. Autistic Behavior playing a raging outdoor gig. The cops try to shut them down but they just keep playing IN TRUE PUNK FASHION. YES!!





WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX ROIDS, COKE AND MID-90s WRESTLERS!!!!!!

JEEEESSSSUUUSSSSSSS

jeeeesssuuuuuuuuuuussss christ. where the hell do I start with this one? This band's first 2 albums are awesome power metal about blacksmithing and lord of the rings. then... I guess they went nu-metal... and the results are horrible. This is so fucking bad. This is seriously the most budget looking video i've ever seen. This white background dealie seems to be a running theme in shitty videos. The glasses, make-up, gross facial hair, outfits, terrible live footage, everything. Yikes.
If you can make it all the way through this video you are a better human than I. Godspeed.




PS - NEVER FUCK WITH L.A. PARK!

UNREALLLLLLLLL

YES x a million billion!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER MADE. I love life.




a bit of a deviation from the normal barrage of shit, but this seriously made me die laughing. Putting a lit cigarette down on some cards - YOU'RE MOSHING. YES. WHAT A BUNCHA CHARACTERS. megathanks to some south philly jabrones for showing me this little piece of video scheisse.